So its the 15th of August and there is this mass hysteria among people to believe that they are proud Indians!! Wow!! that must make them feel good na.....these dozen sms forwards.....umpteen number of orkut profile pic changes to the tricolor...gals in white flashing the tri color bangles....NOW THATS VERY VERY INDIAN!!......I don't think so.....
I wish to ask these 'I am Proud to be Indian' Fans.......tell me aren't u the same people who:
- Eat shamelessly inside the metro, when there is a constant announcement to keep the metro clean
- Are you not the same people who hate it n then often change the channel when a desh bhakti song is playing.....Kar chale hum fida...jaano tan saathiyon!! Well, ironically it pleases your ears only on the 26th of Jan & 15th of August
- Did you just say you are proud to be an Indian, when you conveniently married a Britisher and are already a citizen of U.K? Wow!! If you were sooooooo Indian why crib of the hot summers in India....cos London felt so much better did'nt it?
- If asked what your favorite film is you rattle of all the English films you know....I am sure Sholay or Border is no where close on that list.....
boo...hooo!!
Well, having said all that the point is why be such hypocrites when you can live life being neutral? C'mon accept and live with the fact that a lot of adaptations have happened in our culture and its no more chalk n cheese.....I on my part absolutely detest chanting I am proud to be Indian...when deep down I am just any other person in the crowd living each day as it comes!!
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Saturday, August 14, 2010
One after the other
De dhana dhan offer....one of those days...where I am sitting with my thoughts hovering my mind...n what better way to let it out than to pen it down on my blog...that i hvae been not visiting that often.
So here comes one more post after that exhaustive post :-) Now wat you ask? N i say its about a trait peculiar to women- Mood swings :-)
So there are days when you are angry, days when you are sad, days when you smile all day and some days when you feel completely numb!! I face the proverbial mood swing to....n usually those are the exact days that I am sad and not sporting my famous smile!! Famous I say because thats one of the only thing on me that never fades away in a hurry and adds value to my face.
- I can smile at anyone or anything when i please....an unknown face in the metro wanting to trip on me to get out at the station.
- I can smile at my tired looking colleague walking up the stairs with effort on an early monday morning.
- I can smile at my fav song playing in the office
- I can smile at the old landlady looking sick and wanting some company, so I drop in to say hi
- I can smile at my hubby who gives me weird excuses for smoking at work dat day
- I can smile at my friend who is leaving office in a few days and tell him that its ok and he should move on. While the truth is I am goin to miss him terribly.
- I can smile at this colleague who is looking at me through this glass window....I think he wants sumthin.....my smile....there u go :-)
- I can smile at my scowling boss when he has to ask me for an update on a project when he can visibly see that I have no work in hand....
So here comes one more post after that exhaustive post :-) Now wat you ask? N i say its about a trait peculiar to women- Mood swings :-)
So there are days when you are angry, days when you are sad, days when you smile all day and some days when you feel completely numb!! I face the proverbial mood swing to....n usually those are the exact days that I am sad and not sporting my famous smile!! Famous I say because thats one of the only thing on me that never fades away in a hurry and adds value to my face.
- I can smile at anyone or anything when i please....an unknown face in the metro wanting to trip on me to get out at the station.
- I can smile at my tired looking colleague walking up the stairs with effort on an early monday morning.
- I can smile at my fav song playing in the office
- I can smile at the old landlady looking sick and wanting some company, so I drop in to say hi
- I can smile at my hubby who gives me weird excuses for smoking at work dat day
- I can smile at my friend who is leaving office in a few days and tell him that its ok and he should move on. While the truth is I am goin to miss him terribly.
- I can smile at this colleague who is looking at me through this glass window....I think he wants sumthin.....my smile....there u go :-)
- I can smile at my scowling boss when he has to ask me for an update on a project when he can visibly see that I have no work in hand....
Think I am an expert....
Ok, its a consious decision to not make this post look like it is all about gyaan... but i have inferred upon sum interesting facts on the male species and I think you mite wana have a look:
- Men
Often classified as Mama's Boys, boyfrnd, husband and then eventually fathers.
My reference right now is to the brand of 'husbands' . Its a brand because they have a reputation to carry and they do that with elan.
Some Interesting Facts:
- Husbands like to believe that since they have the legal 'wedded license' the poor lil docile wife will never go away.....hah!!
- No matter how hard i work and i do not give my wife time....she knows i am doing it for 'US'
- I get a day off from work, I want to do as i please....so i will watch t.v, play video games, eat junk food, sleep all day and enjoy myself. Now obviously spending time with wife......ummm...lemme think ya....after she goes off to sleep.....duh??
- My wife is always nagging and pining like a puppy doggy that you do not spend time with me, look at me.....lets go out....lets eat out!! Wtf...get a life woman!!!
- She says anything i can brush her aside saying - I can't help, dis is my work and there is nothing i can do. So take it or leave it!! hah!!
Now I take the liberty of being the 'wife' and i have sum good responses for you mister!!! :-P
- So....I may not be Miss India or Miss World....but I am a woman and I have some appeal....no wonder you fell for me....so yeah....like u did....tom will, jim will and so will Harry :-) Like dat? don't ya.....lol.....
Read on.....
- Well, you working really hard honey.....but where is the money???? lol....show me the moolah....i can go shopping.....n if ther is no money how hard are you really working!!! lol......
Clap!! clap!!! Thank uuuuuuuuuuuuu :-)
- Ok, you have an off....honey you really deserve it!! So have fun...take care :-) But when i am back you still hooked on to t.v!! WTF.....so ok....i am missing nuthin...i am goin to sms my 'MALE' frnd from office and chat with him (and he hass all the time for me)......watch sum t.v and roll off to sleep!!! Yawn.....i did'nt notice u joined me late in bed!! Hahhh....howzzat :-P
- So if she cares for you...asks wat you ate, when will we go out....spend time with me na.....you don't like it!! Ok, fine!! If she looses interest in you she will not bother to ask...and soon don't be surprised if she cums home late cos she had a coffee date with a 'special' frnd.....oh!! dat sounds like fun!!
Trust me just writing this is tickling my senses so much.....that my empty office cubicle is roaring with laughter :-)))
- Men
Often classified as Mama's Boys, boyfrnd, husband and then eventually fathers.
My reference right now is to the brand of 'husbands' . Its a brand because they have a reputation to carry and they do that with elan.
Some Interesting Facts:
- Husbands like to believe that since they have the legal 'wedded license' the poor lil docile wife will never go away.....hah!!
- No matter how hard i work and i do not give my wife time....she knows i am doing it for 'US'
- I get a day off from work, I want to do as i please....so i will watch t.v, play video games, eat junk food, sleep all day and enjoy myself. Now obviously spending time with wife......ummm...lemme think ya....after she goes off to sleep.....duh??
- My wife is always nagging and pining like a puppy doggy that you do not spend time with me, look at me.....lets go out....lets eat out!! Wtf...get a life woman!!!
- She says anything i can brush her aside saying - I can't help, dis is my work and there is nothing i can do. So take it or leave it!! hah!!
Now I take the liberty of being the 'wife' and i have sum good responses for you mister!!! :-P
- So....I may not be Miss India or Miss World....but I am a woman and I have some appeal....no wonder you fell for me....so yeah....like u did....tom will, jim will and so will Harry :-) Like dat? don't ya.....lol.....
Read on.....
- Well, you working really hard honey.....but where is the money???? lol....show me the moolah....i can go shopping.....n if ther is no money how hard are you really working!!! lol......
Clap!! clap!!! Thank uuuuuuuuuuuuu :-)
- Ok, you have an off....honey you really deserve it!! So have fun...take care :-) But when i am back you still hooked on to t.v!! WTF.....so ok....i am missing nuthin...i am goin to sms my 'MALE' frnd from office and chat with him (and he hass all the time for me)......watch sum t.v and roll off to sleep!!! Yawn.....i did'nt notice u joined me late in bed!! Hahhh....howzzat :-P
- So if she cares for you...asks wat you ate, when will we go out....spend time with me na.....you don't like it!! Ok, fine!! If she looses interest in you she will not bother to ask...and soon don't be surprised if she cums home late cos she had a coffee date with a 'special' frnd.....oh!! dat sounds like fun!!
Trust me just writing this is tickling my senses so much.....that my empty office cubicle is roaring with laughter :-)))
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Can't get any worse :-)
Yeah.....you read dat right, I said Can't get any worse and there I flash my famous smile :-) just like dis.....
I am sitting all alone today in the room that was filled with people just a week back...so you make place for people in your office, at home and in your heart! Most often people who make a place in your heart remain there for a good long time. Some memories you endear and some you just wish you could erase. As far as your office colleagues/ friends go....some go ahead and become frnds for life while the others are remembered your acquaintances.
With me most of the time people just remain as acquaintances and very rarely classify as close frnds and I like it like dat....c'mon how many people do I accomodate, in my lil heart here....hehehehe....no seriously....i believe relations should be maintained and if you can't do that then you have no right to put them on your list of frnds.
Hahaha....right as I type in these lines...there is an old song palying in the background - Kab ke bichade huye hum aaj kahan aakey mile.....sumthin for frnds u meet unexpectedly on the road or a coffee shop or most likely in a Metro like Delhi you meet in the'metro' :-)
I am sitting all alone today in the room that was filled with people just a week back...so you make place for people in your office, at home and in your heart! Most often people who make a place in your heart remain there for a good long time. Some memories you endear and some you just wish you could erase. As far as your office colleagues/ friends go....some go ahead and become frnds for life while the others are remembered your acquaintances.
With me most of the time people just remain as acquaintances and very rarely classify as close frnds and I like it like dat....c'mon how many people do I accomodate, in my lil heart here....hehehehe....no seriously....i believe relations should be maintained and if you can't do that then you have no right to put them on your list of frnds.
Hahaha....right as I type in these lines...there is an old song palying in the background - Kab ke bichade huye hum aaj kahan aakey mile.....sumthin for frnds u meet unexpectedly on the road or a coffee shop or most likely in a Metro like Delhi you meet in the'metro' :-)
Sunday, August 1, 2010
My Loneliness is killin me.....
:-) Jai ho mata Britney devi ki :-P for givin me these words as i pen down wat cums to my mind....hmmm..let's see i had 2 days off, usually the last Saturdays are an off...most of the time feels like a boon today out of nowhere i feel as though- Really, i don't need two days it can be quite harrowing mentally for me...Reasons u ask n i hav plenty...
- Reason 1 - Husband there - Not there!!
Perfect dilemma for Mrs Parmar...ooh....still gettin use to dat.....d sound of Smita Kohli was such a relief!! hehehe.....So I have married a hotelier!!
Caution: If spinsters readin dis - PLS DO NOT COMMIT THIS CRIME!! Seriously, i mean i am sure animals live a better life than dat!! Ok, there is moolah...but much later in life....u need to first begin with givin up on wordly joys such as love, sleep, timepass n ur health!!
- Reason 2 - No one to talk to such that i would like!!
I mean i am not interested in talkin to aunties...n wat they ate n wat i am eating.....ladies, pls get a life!!
- Reason 3 - Watching T.V!!
A reason for timepass...but hey my time is not passing, now wat to do? Sum silly Rahul Mahajan n his flimsical wife creating national news....wats worse all channels are covering the same crap!! Whatever happened to responsible journalism?? Duh? Have u heard of dat in a million years??
All in all I conclude - Please Boss u r d best n do not give us 2 leavs together cos i dunno wat to do with myself :-P
- Reason 1 - Husband there - Not there!!
Perfect dilemma for Mrs Parmar...ooh....still gettin use to dat.....d sound of Smita Kohli was such a relief!! hehehe.....So I have married a hotelier!!
Caution: If spinsters readin dis - PLS DO NOT COMMIT THIS CRIME!! Seriously, i mean i am sure animals live a better life than dat!! Ok, there is moolah...but much later in life....u need to first begin with givin up on wordly joys such as love, sleep, timepass n ur health!!
- Reason 2 - No one to talk to such that i would like!!
I mean i am not interested in talkin to aunties...n wat they ate n wat i am eating.....ladies, pls get a life!!
- Reason 3 - Watching T.V!!
A reason for timepass...but hey my time is not passing, now wat to do? Sum silly Rahul Mahajan n his flimsical wife creating national news....wats worse all channels are covering the same crap!! Whatever happened to responsible journalism?? Duh? Have u heard of dat in a million years??
All in all I conclude - Please Boss u r d best n do not give us 2 leavs together cos i dunno wat to do with myself :-P
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