Ok, its a consious decision to not make this post look like it is all about gyaan... but i have inferred upon sum interesting facts on the male species and I think you mite wana have a look:
- Men
Often classified as Mama's Boys, boyfrnd, husband and then eventually fathers.
My reference right now is to the brand of 'husbands' . Its a brand because they have a reputation to carry and they do that with elan.
Some Interesting Facts:
- Husbands like to believe that since they have the legal 'wedded license' the poor lil docile wife will never go away.....hah!!
- No matter how hard i work and i do not give my wife time....she knows i am doing it for 'US'
- I get a day off from work, I want to do as i please....so i will watch t.v, play video games, eat junk food, sleep all day and enjoy myself. Now obviously spending time with wife......ummm...lemme think ya....after she goes off to sleep.....duh??
- My wife is always nagging and pining like a puppy doggy that you do not spend time with me, look at me.....lets go out....lets eat out!! Wtf...get a life woman!!!
- She says anything i can brush her aside saying - I can't help, dis is my work and there is nothing i can do. So take it or leave it!! hah!!
Now I take the liberty of being the 'wife' and i have sum good responses for you mister!!! :-P
- So....I may not be Miss India or Miss World....but I am a woman and I have some appeal....no wonder you fell for me....so yeah....like u did....tom will, jim will and so will Harry :-) Like dat? don't ya.....lol.....
Read on.....
- Well, you working really hard honey.....but where is the money???? lol....show me the moolah....i can go shopping.....n if ther is no money how hard are you really working!!! lol......
Clap!! clap!!! Thank uuuuuuuuuuuuu :-)
- Ok, you have an off....honey you really deserve it!! So have fun...take care :-) But when i am back you still hooked on to t.v!! WTF.....so ok....i am missing nuthin...i am goin to sms my 'MALE' frnd from office and chat with him (and he hass all the time for me)......watch sum t.v and roll off to sleep!!! Yawn.....i did'nt notice u joined me late in bed!! Hahhh....howzzat :-P
- So if she cares for you...asks wat you ate, when will we go out....spend time with me na.....you don't like it!! Ok, fine!! If she looses interest in you she will not bother to ask...and soon don't be surprised if she cums home late cos she had a coffee date with a 'special' frnd.....oh!! dat sounds like fun!!
Trust me just writing this is tickling my senses so much.....that my empty office cubicle is roaring with laughter :-)))
3 comments:
This one is superb !.. Indeed hilarious & post from 2 yrs "Experienced" person :))
"Hidden talent"..huh??
Prasad.....well...just to set the records straight most of my inferences are not merely my direct experience but also of facts shared by other frnds who fit the marriage bracket....its almost like kahani ghar ghar ki....:-))))
Kahani ghar ghar ki :) ....have to agree with you on this.. Even my sis will say the same thing:)
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